Et tu, Brutus? A FarmVille Bedtime Story

Once upon a time, in the far off Realm of Zynga, there lived a mighty and wise king.

King Pincus I, Ruler of all Zyngadom

King Pincus had many kingdoms, but his sentimental favorite was the Kingdom of FarmVille, for it was the very first one he'd conquered, stealing it like candy from a baby from the weakened Duke of Farm Town.